Saturday, October 29, 2022

The Joys of Air travel...

Ok ... can I vent for a minute?

I fully understand that for the Airlines and the travel industry as a whole, the resumption  of  passenger volume at or near  pre-pandemic  levels is a welcome  relief .    For many though,  there is a dark, aggravating  downside  to this.

With the return of wide spread air travel, airports and planes are once again filled with....

The general travelling public.

As I sit here in the San Francisco International Airport. I find myself missing the heydays  of the Covid 19 lockdown.  When if you were flying,,  it was out of necessity not desire.  Consequently, the majority  of travelers you encountered were seasoned  fliers who understood  both the basics and nuances of air travel. 

We are now back to the reality  of masses of people for whom:

-  The  concept of a boarding group number

-  The mechanics  of escalators and moving walkways

-  The ability to form an orderly queue

-  The  basic  physics  of  overhead  storage space 

-  The finite degree to which a seat can recline  

Are all clearly complete  mysteries. 

People who  who think a full sized suitcase somehow meets  the definition  of  a "personal item such as a purse or laptop ".

All those challenges however, pale in comparison to grasping the idea that these folks  and their assorted  family members could have selected seats when they booked their  flight. Or even before they  came to airport using online check in.  

Instead  they have no problem turning  boarding  the plane into an elaborate  game of "Let's Make A Deal".   Delaying the entire process while they  beg, plead, cajole, demand and even try to guilt and bully people who had the foresight to select seats beforehand into giving them up because  they all just HAVE TO BE TOGETHER! 

The reasons for this I can only assume is so they can help each other find their shoes at the end of the flight. Because they consider a pressurized confined semi public space a perfectly acceptable place to take them off.

Now don't get me wrong, very experienced  travelers  can be just as bad .  My personal  favorite  being frequent fliers whose  company  books them  in  economy class and they MUST get an upgrade  no matter what, or the world will  apparently  come to a cataclysmic  end. 

The core issue is, in my not so humble opinion, one of people not understanding the  basic reality  that when you are an airline  passenger  you are NOT in control.... of ANYTHING.   

None of the complex multitude of variables  and logistical elements  that need to all come together  for even the most basic of short haul flights are in your ability to control.

My beef with the "Travelling General Public" is  the entitled  belief many hold that air travel should be as convenient  and geared to their wants  as driving their own car would be.  Car travel is an individual  experience.   Air travel is a collective  group experience.   One where everyone  needs to make small accommodations  for the collective  good.   

Think of checking that clearly  oversized  carry-on, or  making that smallest of efforts  to not jump up and  block the boarding lane when they call for boarding group 2  when you are in group  5 as the post pandemic  equivalent of wearing  a mask or  social distancing. 

Do it for all of us , and we will all get where we are going .

Ok...I feel better now.  Excuse me while I go find an $11 cup of coffee.

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