Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Memo to the Republican Party:

Dear GOP:

PLEASE make gay marriage your signature issue for this Fall's election.

Please work yourselves into a rabid anti gay marriage frenzy! Froth at the mouth about the "threat" to the family and the traditional "institution" of marraige.

Obsess about the "gay agenda". Stomp your feet and threaten to hold your breath until you turn blue unless CA voters write homophobia into our state constitution. Keep that singular focus and WHATEVER you do, DON'T listen to the Voters when they say they really couldn't care less about this issue.

Stick to your guns GOP! Public opinion clearly must be wrong and you know what is best!

That so-called majority of voters may "Say" they would rather hear about energy independence, health care, ending the war in Iraq, improving education and job opportunity. But you know what they REALLY want to hear about, is how you and only you, are all that stands between them and the HORROR of some same sex couple being able to visit each other in the hospital or file joint income taxes!

Oh please oh please oh please oh PRETTY PLEASE!! Make stopping gay marriage your sole mission this November.

That way, while you desperately try to hide from your party's record of dismal, domestic, foreign policy, economic and strategic failures by fixating on all things gay; California Voters as well as the rest of America will give your party the election results you so richly deserve.

Political exile - Enjoy.

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